Saturday, 31 December 2011

A New Year Awaits...

New Year is approaching in a few hours and the year of 2011 has been very exciting for Ferocious Bloodaxe.  With the screening that was a success and the beginning of the next part in the epic cinematic saga, Bloodaxe will prosper next year.  One thing troubles us, though, something that seems to affiliate with us called the NJC.  We are still seeking answers about this organisation.

We are still no closer to finding Dom.  The appeal seems to have done nothing, but we ask, especially tonight as it is the drinking night of the year everywhere, to keep an extra-special eye out.

And last, but not least, is the issue of sand.  Yes, sand.  Sand.  We are no longer allowed to be associated with, you guessed it, sand.  Thank you, Adam.

So, let us know how your New Year's Eve goes.  Shalom.


Monday, 26 December 2011

Happy Holidays

Ferocious Bloodaxe would like to wish our fans happy holidays and shlakum.  It has been an exciting time and we have came up with the Santa Rap which will be available soon.

We would also like to say the the Twatface McGraw issue has been resolved.

All the best


Thursday, 15 December 2011

Dom Appeal

We cannot stress enough the importance of getting Dom back.  Please, keep an eye out and let us know immediately if you see him.  Together, we can make Glasgow safe.  Watch the appeal:

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Meet Adam

K Bargie is delighted to release a short insight into the mind of our most complex band member: Adam.

Saturday, 10 December 2011

NJC, Dom etc

There's been numerous references to something NJC all around Glasgow.  We would like fans to keep an eye out and let us know what it means.  Please contact K Bargie or Scuba with any info.  Also, with reference to the last post, we have still yet to receive information about our manager and sometime-friend Dom.  Please, any information at all would be greatly appreciated, so we can bring him back safely to his cage.

Also, please don't send us any more bowel movements (as addressed on the twitter page:, took Adam a week to get it off his shirt.

Saturday, 12 November 2011

The Sarge

If anyone knows the whereabouts of the Sarge (or Dom for that matter) please contact us immediately.

Ferocious Bloodaxe

Monday, 17 October 2011

Flying Duck

Last night, Ferocious Bloodaxe; The Movie screened at The Flying Duck in Glasgow.  It seemed to go down well, so thanks to all the organisers and the other acts, who were all great


Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Screening of Ferocious Bloodaxe -The Movie

'Ferocious Bloodaxe The Movie' will be screened in Glasgow at The Flying Duck, on The 16th October 2011.
If you haven't seen the classic original before, this may be your last chance.

Be there.

Friday, 19 August 2011


For the first time, all of Ferocious Bloodaxe live in Glasgow.  This means, more filming, more updates, more trailers and more hilarious goings on than you could shake a ferocious bloodaxe branded stick it.  If you wish to buy a ferocious bloodaxe branded stick please go to  You'll find us there.

Lets get this shit on the road.

Til next time,

Ferocious Bloodaxe

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

L Bargie Character Banner

In the wild, L Bargie would be an alpha male.  But this isn't the wild, and in Ferocious Bloodaxe, he can only be described as "the weird one".  Not my words

New Issue of Huge Problem Magazine stars ferocious bloodaxe

Huge Problem Issue 873.  Ferocious Bloodaxe World Exclusive.  Go behind the scenes for the making of their new film AND album.  Interviews with band and on-set photos!  only £2

Capote character banner

Truman Capote is a strange, mysterious man.  The reason for his interest in Ferocious Bloodaxe is particularly bewildering.

Dom Character Banner

Dom is Ferocious Bloodaxe's manager.  After a drunken argument with the band he left to pursue his favourite past time- heavy drinking. His whereabouts are currently unknown to the band

Teaser Poster

Saturday, 18 June 2011


new trailers for the film Ferocious Bloodaxe Part II: 2Ferocious 2Bloodaxe.  Enjoy

Friday, 17 June 2011


New Album Mortadella Artwork

Soul Transfusion
Psychosomatic for the People
Snitch in Time (snare)
Bitchin Time (snare pt 2)
The Height of Enthusiasm
Drummetry in Motion
Shave Before I Die
Fast Breed Reactor (FBR)
"Honey, I just Forgot to Duck"
Living in an Exploitnation
Librarys and Glory Holes
Cease and Desist


New Poster

the official one-sheet for the film 2Ferocious 2Bloodaxe